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Can't have All Work and No Fun.
We are reserving this page for cute stuff:
ideas, stories, photos, or witty wisdoms.
We'll do our best to keep this fresh!
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.             Got any Cute Stories, Jokes or Photos?
.          Submit via Email to dave@mcleodoptical.com

         What do you call a deer without eyes????

                                                           No idea

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Patient:  I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee.

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Optometrist:  Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?

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                  Where is the eye located?

                                                        Between the H and the J.          

                                            3 for the price of 1  - Thanks to Sandy Callwood, Transitions Optical    

 

Bandit loves the casual elegance of her new Prada look

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Submitted by Kira Jayne Alexandre-Levy, Coral Springs, FL

                   
A husband and wife arrived at our office, both complaining of blurry vision
and seeing double.  The wife had been examined a week prior and the doctor
had written a new  rx with 2 1/2 diopters of prism base out OU that she'd been
wearing in all her previous glasses. 
He's 93 years old, she's 89.  They were both quite distraught until
I took her pretty pink-framed bifocals with prism off her husband's face
and the large double bar gunmetal trifocals off her face and switched 
them to their Cool proper owner.
Suddenly each was seeing 20/20 and happy as a clam! 
As they were leaving, I asked how they had gotten to our office. 
"I drove us," answered the husband.  
          Pretty scary scenario, don't you think?
                                                              submitted by Karen H., North Kingstown, RI

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